zealotic:

so i got a mac annnnnd hai



pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”


are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

IT GOT BETTER



unkemptly:

lucid blog

unkemptly:

lucid blog


lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me


r u a top or a bottom?
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cumnog:

usually a top but my ass is too nice to let it go to waste


hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants


redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before