so i got a mac annnnnd hai
white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
IT GOT BETTER
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
usually a top but my ass is too nice to let it go to waste
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before